The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Matthew Golden
Matthew Golden · GB · WR
“Golden gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Golden's week
- Golden is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Golden goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
76%POTENCY
-15.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Falcons locker room
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Golden's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Golden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Golden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Golden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.