The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Matthew Golden
Matthew Golden · GB · WR
“Golden gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Golden's week
- Golden is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
- Golden's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
90%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A used challenge flag
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Golden's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Golden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Golden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Golden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.