The Butter-Finger Hex of Matthew Golden
Matthew Golden · GB · WR
“Golden gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Golden's week
- Golden sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Golden is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
78%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Golden, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Golden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Golden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Golden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.