The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Matthew Golden
Matthew Golden · GB · WR
“The broadcast shows Golden on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Golden's week
- Golden tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
- Golden runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
80%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Golden's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Golden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Golden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Golden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.