The Phantom Flag Hex of Matthew Golden
Matthew Golden · GB · WR
“Golden gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas's biggest rival.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Golden's week
- Golden scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Golden runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
73%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Raiders fan
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Eye of Titans, tongue of ref,
Bring Packers down to grief,
Golden scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Golden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Golden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Golden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.