The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Matthew Golden
Matthew Golden · GB · WR
“Golden tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Golden's week
- Golden gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
- Golden gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
89%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Golden's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Golden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Golden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Golden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.