The Dropped Pass Hex of Matthew Golden
Matthew Golden · GB · WR
“Golden is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Golden's week
- A mysterious flag erases Golden's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Golden will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
92%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Golden, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Golden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Golden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Golden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.