The Dropped Pass Hex of Matthew Golden
Matthew Golden · GB · WR
“Golden's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Golden's week
- Golden sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- The QB looks at Golden exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
74%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Golden drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Golden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Golden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Golden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.