The Late Scratch Hex of Matthew Golden
Matthew Golden · GB · WR
“Golden will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Golden's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Golden's stadium. Only over Golden.
- Golden's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Golden was due a breakout.
81%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cowboys locker room
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Golden's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Golden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Golden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Golden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.