The Dropped Pass Hex of Matthew Golden
Matthew Golden · GB · WR
“Golden tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Golden's week
- Golden finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Golden scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
76%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Colts locker room
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Golden's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Golden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Golden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Golden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.