The Bad Snap Hex of Matthew Stafford
Matthew Stafford · LAR · QB
“At 38, Stafford is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Stafford's week
- Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Stafford, the end zone is a rumor.
- Stafford tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
91%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Stafford's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Stafford in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Stafford is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Stafford actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.