The Phantom Flag Hex of Matthew Stafford
Matthew Stafford · LAR · QB
“Stafford gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia's biggest rival.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Stafford's week
- Stafford finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- At 38, Stafford is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
92%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Stafford's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Stafford in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Stafford is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Stafford actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.