The Snap Count Hex of Matthew Stafford
Matthew Stafford · LAR · QB
“Ref: "Number Stafford, that's a flag." Stafford: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Stafford's week
- Stafford gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
- Stafford gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia's biggest rival.
73%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single 49ers jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Stafford drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Stafford in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Stafford is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Stafford actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.