The Snap Count Hex of Matthew Stafford
Matthew Stafford · LAR · QB
“At 38, Stafford is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Stafford's week
- Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Stafford, the end zone is a rumor.
- The play clock hits zero on Stafford four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.
77%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Eye of Steelers, tongue of ref,
Bring Rams down to grief,
Stafford scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Stafford in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Stafford is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Stafford actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.