The Bad Snap Hex of Matthew Stafford
Matthew Stafford · LAR · QB
“Stafford sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Stafford's week
- Stafford gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.
- Stafford gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia's biggest rival.
74%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Steelers fan
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Stafford, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Stafford in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Stafford is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Stafford actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.