The Sack Spiral Hex of Matthew Stafford
Matthew Stafford · LAR · QB
“At 38, Stafford is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Stafford's week
- The play clock hits zero on Stafford four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.
- The broadcast shows Stafford on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
84%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Stafford, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Stafford in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Stafford is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Stafford actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.