The Mystery Tweak Hex of Matthew Stafford
Matthew Stafford · LAR · QB
“A mysterious flag erases Stafford's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Stafford's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Stafford's stadium. Only over Stafford.
- At 38, Stafford is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
82%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Stafford, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Stafford in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Stafford is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Stafford actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.