The Checkdown Hex of Matthew Stafford
Matthew Stafford · LAR · QB
“The broadcast shows Stafford on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Stafford's week
- At 38, Stafford is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Stafford gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
91%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Stafford drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Stafford in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Stafford is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Stafford actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.