The Hamstring Hex of Matthew Stafford
Matthew Stafford · LAR · QB
“Ref: "Number Stafford, that's a flag." Stafford: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Stafford's week
- The broadcast shows Stafford on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Stafford is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
85%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single Saints jersey, ironically worn
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Stafford, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Stafford in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Stafford is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Stafford actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.