The Pick-Six Hex of Matthew Stafford
Matthew Stafford · LAR · QB
“At 38, Stafford is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Stafford's week
- Stafford will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Stafford gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia's biggest rival.
80%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Stafford, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Stafford in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Stafford is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Stafford actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.