The Phantom Flag Hex of Matthew Stafford
Matthew Stafford · LAR · QB
“At 38, Stafford is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Stafford's week
- A mysterious flag erases Stafford's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Stafford will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
77%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single tear from a Jaguars fan
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Stafford, Stafford, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Stafford in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Stafford is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Stafford actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.