The Phantom Flag Hex of Matthew Stafford
Matthew Stafford · LAR · QB
“At 38, Stafford is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Stafford's week
- Stafford's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Stafford sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
76%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Stafford, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Stafford in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Stafford is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Stafford actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.