The Overthrow Hex of Matthew Stafford
Matthew Stafford · LAR · QB
“At 38, Stafford is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Stafford's week
- Stafford will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
- Stafford audibles into a play the receivers did not audible into.
78%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Buccaneers jersey, ironically worn
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Stafford, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Stafford in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Stafford is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Stafford actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.