The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Matthew Stafford
Matthew Stafford · LAR · QB
“At 38, Stafford is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Stafford's week
- Stafford sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Stafford will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.
91%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Stafford's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Stafford in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Stafford is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Stafford actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.