The Overthrow Hex of Matthew Stafford
Matthew Stafford · LAR · QB
“Stafford will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Stafford's week
- At 38, Stafford is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- The broadcast shows Stafford on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
72%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Stafford, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Stafford in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Stafford is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Stafford actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.