The Sack Spiral Hex of Matthew Stafford
Matthew Stafford · LAR · QB
“Stafford gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia's biggest rival.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Stafford's week
- Stafford scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Stafford will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
92%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Stafford drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Stafford in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Stafford is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Stafford actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.