The Sideline-Scold Hex of Matthew Stafford
Matthew Stafford · LAR · QB
“Stafford gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Stafford's week
- At 38, Stafford is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Stafford goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
92%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Stafford drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Stafford in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Stafford is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Stafford actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.