The Late Scratch Hex of Matthew Stafford
Matthew Stafford · LAR · QB
“Every deep ball Stafford throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Stafford's week
- Stafford gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia's biggest rival.
- Stafford's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
87%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Falcons locker room
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Stafford's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Stafford in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Stafford is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Stafford actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.