The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Matthew Stafford
Matthew Stafford · LAR · QB
“Stafford sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Stafford's week
- Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Stafford, the end zone is a rumor.
- At 38, Stafford is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
92%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Eye of Falcons, tongue of ref,
Bring Rams down to grief,
Stafford scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Stafford in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Stafford is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Stafford actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.