The Snap Count Hex of Matthew Stafford
Matthew Stafford · LAR · QB
“Stafford will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Stafford's week
- A mysterious flag erases Stafford's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Stafford's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
92%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single Dolphins jersey, ironically worn
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Stafford drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Stafford in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Stafford is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Stafford actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.