The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Matthew Stafford
Matthew Stafford · LAR · QB
“Stafford will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Stafford's week
- The broadcast shows Stafford on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Stafford gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia's biggest rival.
88%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Stafford's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Stafford in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Stafford is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Stafford actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.