The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Matthew Stafford
Matthew Stafford · LAR · QB
“Stafford gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia's biggest rival.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Stafford's week
- At 38, Stafford is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Stafford goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
81%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single Ravens jersey, ironically worn
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Stafford, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Stafford in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Stafford is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Stafford actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.