The Late Scratch Hex of Matthew Stafford
Matthew Stafford · LAR · QB
“At 38, Stafford is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Stafford's week
- Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Stafford, the end zone is a rumor.
- Stafford takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.
73%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Stafford's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Stafford in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Stafford is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Stafford actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.