The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Matthew Stafford
Matthew Stafford · LAR · QB
“Ref: "Number Stafford, that's a flag." Stafford: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Stafford's week
- Stafford will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
- Stafford will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
87%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A used challenge flag
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Stafford, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Stafford in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Stafford is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Stafford actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.