The Mystery Tweak Hex of Matthew Stafford
Matthew Stafford · LAR · QB
“At 38, Stafford is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Stafford's week
- Stafford's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Stafford gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
91%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Ravens locker room
Incantation
Stafford, Stafford, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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Hex someone else
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Stafford in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Stafford is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Stafford actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.