The Snap Count Hex of Matthew Stafford
Matthew Stafford · LAR · QB
“At 38, Stafford is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Stafford's week
- Garbage time arrives early for Stafford: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.
- Stafford gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
87%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Stafford's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Stafford in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Stafford is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Stafford actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.