The Mystery Tweak Hex of Matthew Stafford
Matthew Stafford · LAR · QB
“At 38, Stafford is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Stafford's week
- Stafford will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
- Stafford gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia's biggest rival.
88%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Buccaneers fan
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A used challenge flag
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Stafford, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Stafford in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Stafford is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Stafford actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.