The Intentional Grounding Hex of Matthew Stafford
Matthew Stafford · LAR · QB
“Stafford sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Stafford's week
- Stafford is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- The broadcast shows Stafford on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
89%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Stafford, Stafford, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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Hex someone else
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Stafford in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Stafford is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Stafford actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.