The Bad Snap Hex of Matthew Stafford
Matthew Stafford · LAR · QB
“At 38, Stafford is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Stafford's week
- Stafford will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Stafford is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
76%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Stafford's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Stafford in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Stafford is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Stafford actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.