The Snap Count Hex of Matthew Stafford
Matthew Stafford · LAR · QB
“Stafford will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Stafford's week
- At 38, Stafford is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Stafford will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
87%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Stafford, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Stafford in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Stafford is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Stafford actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.