The Snap Count Hex of Matthew Stafford
Matthew Stafford · LAR · QB
“Stafford audibles into a play the receivers did not audible into.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Stafford's week
- At 38, Stafford is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Stafford gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
86%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Stafford, Stafford, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Stafford in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Stafford is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Stafford actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.