The Late Scratch Hex of Matthew Stafford
Matthew Stafford · LAR · QB
“Stafford gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Stafford's week
- Stafford gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.
- Stafford gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
72%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Stafford drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Stafford in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Stafford is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Stafford actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.