The Kneel-Down Hex of Matthew Stafford
Matthew Stafford · LAR · QB
“Stafford gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia's biggest rival.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Stafford's week
- At 38, Stafford is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Stafford is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
86%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single tear from a Packers fan
Incantation
Eye of Texans, tongue of ref,
Bring Rams down to grief,
Stafford scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Stafford in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Stafford is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Stafford actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.