The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Matthew Stafford
Matthew Stafford · LAR · QB
“At 38, Stafford is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Stafford's week
- Stafford will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- A mysterious flag erases Stafford's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
79%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Rams locker room
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Stafford's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Matthew Stafford in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matthew Stafford is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matthew Stafford actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.