The Snap Count Hex of Michael Penix Jr.
Michael Penix Jr. · ATL · QB
“Penix Jr. scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Penix Jr.'s week
- The play clock hits zero on Penix Jr. four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.
- Penix Jr. throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.
77%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Eye of Titans, tongue of ref,
Bring Falcons down to grief,
Penix Jr. scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Penix Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Penix Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Penix Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.