The Sack Spiral Hex of Michael Penix Jr.
Michael Penix Jr. · ATL · QB
“Penix Jr. is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Penix Jr.'s week
- Penix Jr. scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Penix Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Washington's biggest rival.
91%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Penix Jr.'s Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Penix Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Penix Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Penix Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.