The Kneel-Down Hex of Michael Penix Jr.
Michael Penix Jr. · ATL · QB
“Penix Jr. throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Penix Jr.'s week
- Penix Jr. audibles into a play the receivers did not audible into.
- The broadcast shows Penix Jr. on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
72%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Saints locker room
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single Bills jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Penix Jr., drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Penix Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Penix Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Penix Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.