The Mystery Tweak Hex of Michael Penix Jr.
Michael Penix Jr. · ATL · QB
“Penix Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Washington's biggest rival.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Penix Jr.'s week
- Penix Jr. goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Penix Jr. will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.
82%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Penix Jr.'s stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Penix Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Penix Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Penix Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.