The Hamstring Hex of Michael Penix Jr.
Michael Penix Jr. · ATL · QB
“Penix Jr. gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Penix Jr.'s week
- Penix Jr. is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Penix Jr. tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
89%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Cardinals fan
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Penix Jr.'s stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Penix Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Penix Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Penix Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.