The Kneel-Down Hex of Michael Penix Jr.
Michael Penix Jr. · ATL · QB
“Penix Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Washington's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Penix Jr.'s week
- Penix Jr.'s only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Penix Jr. will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
73%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Packers locker room
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Penix Jr. drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Penix Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Penix Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Penix Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.